I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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