Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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