Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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