whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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