Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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