i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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