how can u be prego again
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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