girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I need a burrito and a hug.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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