was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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