Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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