oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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