Will you blow on my dice?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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