i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
