Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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