i just made my gag reflex go away.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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