Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
