I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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