He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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