is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
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Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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