clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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