her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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