there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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