Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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