I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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