Christians are straight up FREAKS
I skipped work to stalk him.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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