Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
They took my balls.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
