you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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