Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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