I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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