yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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