She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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