I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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