C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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