do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
