I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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