Already got asked if we're dating
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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