at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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