Who did Billy Mays play for?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
