i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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