Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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