these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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