This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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