what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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