Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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