So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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