So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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