i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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