i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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