worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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