from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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