I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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