my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Randomize
