problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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