I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Randomize
